CASEFILE #0088
theload asks: If you could murder Jonathan Crane, would you? If so, how? Personally, I’d just strangle him.
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anonymous asks: Do you think Jonathan Crane would be able to survive one of your death traps?
CASEFILE #0088
theload asks: If you could murder Jonathan Crane, would you? If so, how? Personally, I’d just strangle him.
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anonymous asks: Do you think Jonathan Crane would be able to survive one of your death traps?
CASEFILE #0087
anonymous asks: Pronounced as one letter, and written with three, two letters there are, and two only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black, blue, and grey, I’m read from both ends and the same either way. What am I?
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paddedcell asks: I’ve attempted what you requested and have created you a riddle. I hope you enjoy it, and if you would be willing, please let me know how to improve. Here it is: They’re called new even when they’re a hundred years old. They allow you to see the future with a flick of your fingers. They’re not witches, but sometimes suffer the same fate. What are they?
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anonymous asks: I think I’ve got a somewhat decent riddle for you - at least, I hope. I made it myself. What animal always stands on its toes, but it doesn’t have feet?
CASEFILE #0086
mikodemus asks: I said I would ask you something, so here I go: Do you like to travel? Have you ever been to northern Europe? Like Finland?
CASEFILE #0085
chickenhax asks: Do you monitor your fellow villains? Would you know where, um, Two-Face is at the moment, and what he’s up to?
CASEFILE #0084
Anonymous asks: Do you still have the hots for Catwoman?
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Anonymous asks: What do you think of Catwoman?
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Mooseings says: Now I may just be looking a little too much into a bedtime story, but it wouldn’t surprise me if it was indeed a riddle wrapped up in a children’s story. It sounds to me like you have some issues with Catwoman, or should I say Puss in Boots. Care to elaborate?
CASEFILE #0083
murderermarv asks: What are your thoughts on Mr. Zsasz’s methods?
CASEFILE #0082



CASEFILE #0081
professorjervistetch asks: March Hare! It is so lovely to see that you’ve joined the big tea party! You’re a bit late! Don’t worry - I saved some for you!
CASEFILE #0080

CASEFILE #0079
Anonymous asks: I’ve got a riddle in my pants — Want to solve it?
CASEFILE #0078
paddedcell asks: How does it feel to be the real challenge for Batman in both the Asylum and Arkham City, and yet remain rather unacknowledged for the brainpower put into your masterful duels with him?
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anonymous asks: Does it bother you that many people, Batman included, consider his true rival the Joker? Whereas you’re often seen as a distraction, or at least definitely not a rival.
CASEFILE #0077

CASEFILE #0076
damianfuckingstark asks: Do you have a favourite partner in crime, or do you only work with your fellow rogues if you absolutely need to?
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anonymous asks: If you had to team up with a fellow villain, who would it be?
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anonymous asks: Hey, do you know any other villain you’d be willing to, like, team up with?
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itseasytoremember asks: Mr. Nigma, out of all the villains in Gotham, or even the world, who would you be willing to work with? Also, I picture you being influenced by Professor James Moriarty - Would that be a fair assumption?
CASEFILE #0075
umbaby asks: Were you in Arkham when Mr. Bolton was in charge? What, if you don’t mind me asking, was your experience of it?
Well played, children! You’ve cracked another one.
The answer was “Gold”. Give yourself a pat on the back!
But that’s all you get for today, as I’ve things to do in the world of tedium.
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