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Hiatus

((Due to poor health and neighbours who refuse to turn down their bass levels, TRS is going on Hiatus.

I really didn’t want to have to do this, but I can’t work with all the noise, and by the time it’s quiet, I have no time left to record or write.

Hopefully something gets done about it so I can return, but I had to update you all because I hate not posting regularly, and you all deserved to know why.

Thank you all, and I hope to have things running again.))

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Casefile #0108

xandersinclair53 asked: On this one street there is a purple one story house. everything is purple on and in this house. The garden is purple, the bedrooms, the bathroom, and even the families clothes in this house is purple. What color are the stairs….???.

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Anonymous asked: I have a Riddle for you that no one that I know has yet to solve: What can you never see with your eyes and rarely recognize with your brain?

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toxic-mai-panda asked: Can you answer MY riddle? -A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A boy that was listening and shouted, “That’s nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!” The magician told the kid if he could do that, he’d award him $10,000. The boy did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?-

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Anonymous asked: A riddle: When does the Batman wax?

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bracketnarrator asked:

hello, Riddler, you mentioned you have an incredible intellect… I wish to test this against deep thought’s. what is the question to 42? Also, may I call you ‘ridderly fidderly’?

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Anonymous asked:

I have a question for you, It’s a yes or no question, is your next answer going to be no?

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Anonymous asked:

Here’s one for you: As white as milk, but milk I’m not. As green as grass, but grass I’m not. As red as a rose, but rose I’m not. As black as ink, but ink I’m not. What am I?

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Casefile #0107

amashi-zaino asks: Dear Riddler. I know that this might not be the best riddle, but a friend of mine from Mensa told it to me once. He said that it needs some revision I want to ask the master. Who better to ask than the prince of puzzles. 50 is my first, nothing is my second, a snake will make my third, three parts a cross is reconed. To find out what i am put all my parts together. I am all your past and you fear me in cold weather. What am I? If you get lost I’ll be happy to give you a hint.

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Casefile #0106

Anonymous asks: Which is more dangerous, if you’re willing to divulge of course, an enraged Riddler, or a bored Riddler?

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Happy Holidays, dear followers!

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Casefile #0105

Anonymous asks: Do you rape women? or do you just stalk them down and follow their every move?

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Casefile #0104

Toriteaturtle asks: Hello dear Edward! I’m terribly sorry to bother you but I needed an answer over a rather pressing matter between a friend and I. A few days ago my friend interrupted me while I was having a good time solving Einstein’s Riddle and decided to have a go herself. I soon figured out the correct answer but my friend gave up and took a wild guess and happened to get it right. She then said how proud she was to figure it out, but I claimed that she cheated as she guessed lucky. So in your opinion, did she cheat?

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Casefile #0103

Anonymous asks: What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4, and never is written with 5.

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Casefile #0102

Scatter44 asks: Mister Riddler, have you in recent times considered getting rid of Daniel Mockridge? He is quite rich so it might be best to do away with him before he hires an assassin to do away with you.

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Anonymous asks: If you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich?

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Anonymous asks: If you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich?

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Casefile #0101

Submissions-queen asks: Riddler, could you settle an argument for me? A friend and I were discussing the general mindset of Gotham’s various villains. She made the statement that “Since the Riddler hates the dimwitted, then people born with true mental defects must be the bane of his existence”… Sadly I let my anger get the better of me, I told her that was the most backwards thing anyone has ever said about you. Perhaps you could help me explain to her the error in her thoughts?

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Firstly, I would like to thank you all for your kind words and well-wishes during my recuperation - It has helped immeasurably as I slowly feel more human with each passing day.

Secondly, I regret to inform you that I will be temporarily disabling questions for a while, as I have nearly 500 questions sitting in my inbox in desperate need of answers, and I would hate to neglect them.

As soon as I am able, I will begin answering your questions again.

Thank you for patience.

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Happy Hallowe’en

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TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT! PARTY STARTS IN FOUR HOURS!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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2 DAYS. HAHAHAHAHHAA.

WHO’S PUMPED?!?

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HA. AHA. HAHAHA.